A Truth
Heard on XM comedy today… “You can lead a horse to water, but don’t forget what he smells like when wet.”
An OCD Guide to Automobile Equipment
I have a lot of crap in my car. In both cars actually. It’s an extreme case of being prepared for anything. So what do you need in your car’s emergency kit if you want to compete with an OCD [...]
Daim Bramaged
A scientific study has just proved that understanding sarcasm is a complex brain function. People with prefrontal damage have trouble recognizing sarcasm as a result. Since most Southerners can’t understand my “Northerner sarcasm” as my extensive field research has revealed, [...]
The Cos
My friend had two tickets to see Bill Cosby tonight and no one to go with him. What a shame! We had seats in the third row center. I could see every facial expression with perfect clarity. Cosby was hilarious. [...]
I am the MakeShift Master
It’s a major award! So I won Make Magazine’s first contest: Hi Joe, I am pleased to inform you that you are the winner of the MakeShift 01 award for the most plausible solution—you are officially a MakeShift Master! You [...]
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